7. Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Sex Pillow

7. Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Sex Pillow

Get more use out of your toys with this unique pillow from Liberator. The soft cushion acts as a mount for vibrators, dildos, massage wands, and even suction cup toys. There are multiple pockets and pouches to hold different size toys, and even an inception pocket (a pocket within a pocket) ideal for holding bullet vibrators.

that easily supports two people-but you can probably squeeze a few more on. It’s also encased in a removable microfiber cover with a water-resistant lining that makes cleaning and upkeep oh-so-simple. Whether you use it for masturbation, penetration, double penetration, or just some hands-free arousal, it’ll give new life to your old toys and old sex routine.

8. Door Jam Sex Sling

Want a sex swing but hate the idea of installing something in your ceiling? Allow me to introduce you to the next best thing: a sex sling. Literally all you need is a door. No complicated charts, random screws you don’t know what to do with, or time wasted staring at the directions in frustration. You literally just hook the contraption over any sturdy door for easy suspension.

The padded seat pivots so you can easily adjust to find the perfect angle, and the foot/hand straps give you extra security, support, and leverage. Considering how lightweight and unobtrusive it is, you can easily pack it in your carry-on to turn the heat up on your next trip without any fear that it’ll start buzzing through security.

9. Liberator Liquid Velvet Sheet and Pillow

Okay, so sheets aren’t technically furniture, but if you’re trying to keep your bed and couch protected, this slinky set from Liberator is hard to pass up. Made from rich, ultra-soft black velvet, this sheet and pillow cover set looks as sexy as it feels.

It’s large enough to fit a king-size mattress, so whip it out on a night when you want to elevate the seductive vibes. After you play (and sleep, because it’s that comfy TBH), simply throw it in the washer and dryer before you do it all again.

10. The Fuck Bench

While the other benches on this list could pass as standard pieces of furniture, this one is a *little* more extreme. Made from heavy-duty steel with restraints for the arms, legs, and torso, Christian Grey would eagerly approve of this perch.

Luckily it’s actually super comfortable thanks to the adjustable knee and elbow pads, as well as the removable headrest. The design makes it easy to access all the sensual disabled dating areas on the body, and the sturdy frame will make you feel secure, even if you’re not the one in control. Oh, and post-coitus, you’re perfectly situated for a massage.

11. Liberator Black Label Whirl Sex Wedge

Liberator’s Black Label Whirl Sex Wedge is honestly the best multi-purpose pillow around. You’ll keep it on your bed. You’ll bring it on the plane. And after the first use, you’ll wonder how you had sex without it.

The foam insert adds the perfect amount of support to make stimulation and penetration more comfortable, and you can attach sashes or cuffs to the hidden D-rings if you’re aching to be restrained. The micro velvet cover comes in pink, black, and grey, and can simply be zipped off and tossed in the wash whenever it needs to be freshened up.

12. Zalo Upko Luxury BDSM 15-Piece Trunk Kit

Okay, so I know this price point is hella $$, but just know, the toys included are designer-level impressive. The kit comes with whips, blindfolds, cuffs, a collar, a riding crop, and even a small butt plug. Add your favorite outfits or additional toys in the spacious drawers and lock up the entire kit if you want to keep it a secret.

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